Lisa Anne Matteson | Florida Woman July 23

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Tarpon Springs: A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly groped another woman aboard a ship. The woman, Lisa Anne Matteson, then told the victim’s husband “you should go back to the country you came from” after he objected.

According to Tarpon Springs police report the woman was on board the Spongearama cruise boat, a small vessel that tours the Anclote River north of Tampa. She grabbed another woman’s buttocks twice and made crude comments in front of the victim’s husband and 6-year-old daughter. 

She allegedly said, “Oh, it’s curved and nice.”

When the husband interceded, she made her comment to him. His nationality wasn’t listed. Witnesses told police the woman appeared drunk.

According to the affidavit, when she was interviewed Matteson denied groping the woman, said she didn’t remember anything and didn’t know why she was being arrested.

Lisa Anne Matteson was arrested without incident and is charged with a single count of misdemeanor battery.

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