Florida man accused of threatening to kill someone with kindness, his machete

Florida Man Challenge January 13

A Florida man fighting with neighbors vowed to “kill ’em with kindness” and then attempted to do just that — with a machete bearing the name “kindness.”

Bryan Stewart, of Milton, was arrested on Thursday for an incident that allegedly happened Wednesday evening. It began when two of Stewart’s neighbors went to the suspect’s house, concerned about yelling and banging that had come from the home all day.

He threatened to kill his neighbor “with kindness,” because the word “kindness” was written on the machete he used to stab his victims. One of the victims suffered wounds to his hand in the ordeal.

Stewart was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without the intent to kill and aggravated battery.