Florida Man May 31 Kristopher Patterson

Florida Man Kristopher Patterson Broke Into A Home, Took A Shower, Wore Homeowners Clothes

Such a pretty girl. This winner is facing charges after he broke into a Jacksonville home. While in the home he took a shower, changed into the female home owners clothes and eventually took her vehicle.

According to reports the woman came home to find the man there, wearing her clothes and hiding from police. Patterson said he was not going to hurt her. He had taken a shower, asked her for a drink, and made a phone call.

The victim said that Patterson stole her money and an air mattress. He allegedly also asked for soap and shampoo. The man took one of her late husband’s watches.

Police have said that after the man took the woman’s vehicle, he drove to Ikea. He stole the license plate from another vehicle to switch it to the car that he had stolen.

Concerned shoppers called later that night to report a man who was slumped over at the wheel. When they arrived they were able to arrest the man after a brief struggle.

Patterson is facing charges of carjacking, burglary, resisting an officer and petit theft.

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