Florida Toe Sucker Sought After Man Wakes To Find Intruder In Home | January 3 Bradenton: A Florida man was caught sucking on another man’s toes while the victim was asleep, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. According to reports a man was sleeping in his bed when he was woken up by the […]
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Melinda Britt Disbrow Sells Manatee Shaped Chicken Nugget For $5,000 | January 3 Riverview: Marketplaces like Kijiji and Craigslist can be a gold mine for people selling weird shit. Florida woman Melinda Britt Disbrow took that to the next level when she decided to sell a manatee-shaped chicken tender for $5K on Facebook Marketplace. Posted […]
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James Dewitte Plays Cop; Tussles With Police When They Question Him | November 1 Orlando: A Central Florida man has been arrested a second time in as many months for reportedly impersonating a police officer. James Dewitte, 39, runs a company called Metro-State Special Services which is a fleet of motorcycles and SUVs equipped with […]
Florida Man Challenge November 1 You’re not a real badass unless you’re like this Florida Man barging into peoples homes wanting to fight them. A few things you need before you go out: 1-be drunk, 2-be shirtless, 3-winning attitude. He went around, hitting anyone he could to start fights, ended up grabbing a slice of […]
Florida Man Challenge November 2 We need more Florida Man heroes in this world. Many go unheard of. What length would you go to for your little fur baby? The dog ran up to the bear because dogs are fierce and take no crap! Obviously it was outmatched so the man drop-kicked the bear. Read […]
Florida Man Challenge November 3 I feel like in a time like today, people should be branded or tattooed with an “I have HIV” mark. Something to keep this Florida Man at bay. He won’t have such a positive attitude when he’s in prison. Be careful ladies, guys aren’t worth this! Read the full story […]
Florida Man Challenge November 4 In Florida, there’s always something to do. This is something you shouldn’t. Florida Man slowly driving, creeping along in the nude with some weird device attached to his penis. Probably trying to connect to anything in the future that’d be with him. Read the full story here
Florida Man Challenge November 5 This is why everyone is Florida is a sexual offender. This Florida Man at the age of 18 posted a video of him and a 13 year old online. That’s how Florida gets them, young and ready to f— up their life. Read the full story here
Florida Man Challenge November 6 I’m sure at this point, everyone is fed up with robocalls, even Florida Man. If it sends a message to them to do something, but maybe not so tasteful? STOP ROBOCALLS! No one wants them. Read the full story here
Florida Man Challenge November 7 This is a tradition that has been kept up since childhood. The Florida Man must consistently prove he is better than all others. Every year, he must fight one of these beasts to let other’s know they must also prove themselves to be a true Floridian. Read the full story […]
