September 1

Florida Man arrested after masturbating in bush

Florida Man Challenge September 1

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Doesn’t that only apply to peeing? This Florida Man couldn’t hold it in. That or it was a really attractive bush.

Witnesses saw the man standing at an intersection doing something suspicious. This isn’t the first time this man has done this due to multiple accounts of police calls.

The police followed the man in his car and spoke to him after he parked. He denied his actions and said he had been eating pizza with his friends. Police said there were witnesses and the man said he may have checked his tires.

After searching the man, the found an unusual amount of napkins on him along with wet spots on his pants. Maybe learn to do it inside and be less messy..

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