Jonathan Whitney Passed Out Naked In Stranger’s Home, Gets Poked With A Stick To Wake Up, Steal’s Child’s Boxers, Hides In Bushes From Police And Got Arrested | July 26

Land O Lakes: A naked Florida man who broke into a home is now clothed and behind bars. According to reports a homeowner found Jonathan Whitney sleeping on a bench inside his garage early Wednesday morning, according to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office. His clothes nowhere in sight.

The owner, who identified himself only as Ron to WFLA, said he walked into the garage and found a case of beer on the couch. Confused, he turned around and found Whitney. He then grabbed a paddle and woke him up.

Whitney then bolted. He stole a shirt and boxer shorts, according to Kevin Doll, the department’s public information officer.

Ron said the “dirty boxers” were his son’s.

K-9 deputies found Whitney hiding in some nearby bushes. A deputy’s body camera captured Whitney eventually coming out, hands up, still wearing the dirty boxers.

Jonathan Whitney was arrested and is charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling, indecent exposure and resisting an officer without violence.

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