Jessica Schroeder | Florida Woman June 27

Jessica Schroeder Goes Into Rage Mode; Scratches And Bites Boyfriend, Kicks Police, Smashes Her Head Against Glass in Police Vehicle | June 27

Marathon: There are 2 things that you can give the elusive Florida woman to ensure she stays calm, booze and smokes. Heaven forbid if she doesn’t have them. Jessica Schroeder was arrested after kicking deputies called to a domestic battery incident.

Deputies were called to the 700 block of 69th Street in Marathon about 9:30 p.m. When deputies arrived, they found a man who claimed Jessica Schroeder had been drinking all day. She then got angry after he ignored her when she asked him for a cigarette.

She began to scratch and pull at him, looking for cigarettes, eventually biting the victim.

After she was detained, Schroeder began to bang her head against the glass partition in a patrol car. As a deputy tried to restrain Schroeder, she grabbed him and wouldn’t let go. Once she was removed from the car, Schroeder started kicking deputies before she was finally restrained.

She’s currently facing charges of aggravated battery causing bodily harm, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence and resisting arrest without violence.

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