Author Archives: Florida Man

Armando Colon Got Into Argument With Co-Worker About Trump, Punches Him In The Face | January 12 Clearwater: What started as an argument over the state of the world led to contentious debate and one arrest Wednesday at Clearwater retirement community On Top of the World. Deputies arrested 55-year-old Port Richey man Armando Colon, a […]

Katrina Fahlberg Admits To Theft After Being Confronted About 1,200 Missing Pain Pills | January 12 Lake City: According to reports a pharmacy technician, Katrina Fahlberg, was arrested after concealing bottles in her purse and pills in her bra, stealing 1,200 tablets of pain medication over 14 months. According to the ESO, Fahlberg worked at […]

Brandon Mark Magnan Impersonates Marine; Attempts To Board Trump’s Marine One Helicopter | January 11 Florida: Federal prosecutors have charged Brandon Mark Magnan for falsely impersonating a federal officer after he allegedly lied to make his way past two checkpoints at Palm Beach International Airport on Sunday, prior to President Donald Trump’s departure from the […]

Tyler Dearden Stole His Neighbors Balls; Offers To Apologize But Beats Him Instead | January 10 Marion County: A 22-year-old suspect stole golf balls from an elderly man then beat the victim after claiming that he was going to apologize. According to reports police were called to Stone Creek Golf Club Wednesday morning regarding a […]

Edgar Diaz Tries To Scam System To Give Free Uniform To His Father, Claims Father Pooped His Pants | January 10 Hialeah: West Miami police officer is out of a job after he was accused of abusing the department’s trust with taxpayers’ money for his uniform, and administrators decided that his response to a surveillance […]

Andrew Jon-Paul Edwards Pulls Down 63 Year Old’s Pants; Tries to Film Her Butt | January 10 Apopka: Witnesses sprung into action to restrain a man, Andrew Jon-Paul Edwards, who was trying to get away after he pulled down a 63-year-old woman’s pants in an attempt to film her butt. Police said on Wednesday, they […]

Russell Bannister Attempts To Steal From Assisted Living Facility, Gets Caught By “Alexa” | January 8 Ormond Beach: When a would-be thief entered an elderly resident’s room at an Ormond Beach assisted living facility, he may have thought no one was listening. But Alexa was. Russell Bannister, 47, entered a resident’s room at Brookdale Assisted […]

Chauncy Devonte Lump Dressed In White Face, Threatens To Kill President Trump | January 8 Fort Lauderdale: A South Florida man is accused of threatening to kill President Donald Trump in a video posted on Facebook Live. According to reports Chauncy Lump, 26, was arrested Jan. 4 by the Broward Sheriff’s Office. According to a […]

James Edward Thompson Enters God Cafe, Asks For Free Drink Before Fleeing With Tip Jar | January 8 Leesburg: A man was arrested in Leesburg Monday evening after he made a run for it with the tip jar from a local restaurant. The accused thief, 26-year-old James Edward Thompson, was arrested shortly before 5 p.m. […]

Jeff Emlet Goes Treasure Hunting, Winds Up Digging Up Relic Landmine | January 8 Indian River County: When a treasure hunter’s metal detector signaled to something in the shoreline south of Vero Beach, he was hopeful he’d discovered a historic relic — maybe a cannonball. Jeff Emlet, 37, soon learned he was digging up a […]