August 29

Florida Man Challenge August 29

A Florida man confessed to killing and eating 15 tortoises and had planned to eat 11 more. A concerned member of the public alerted Wildlife authorities after discovering tortoise shells in the woods just north of Tampa.

The Wildlife officer investigated the area and found a box containing 11 tortoises and waited. The man may be facing charges at this particular species, the gopher tortoise is an endangered species.

In Other News

A Florida man who tried to shut down a child’s lemonade stand is now under investigation for potentially running an unlicensed home business.

The man, Doug Wilkey, had tried to get the lemonade business shut down at least 4 times over the past 2 years because the lemonade stand was “an illegal business that causes excessive traffic and noise.”

What an interesting twist of fate.